Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Letter to my Shrink



Dear Psych,
What the fuck is your problem?! Why the fuck haven’t you been answering my calls and texts? Is it because you know that I’m on a budget? I refuse to think that you have given up on me! I mean, come on! I’m sure you have weirder patients than me! I don’t have imaginary friends nor do I have bizarre fetishes.

So why the hell haven’t you been answering any of my calls? Do your students know that you’ve been dodging your “clients” calls and texts? Is that even ethical? Do you fucking want me to go to your office, tie you up and force feed you my blood? You were supposed to fucking help me!

Last week, I was alone inside a cab when I had an attack and I fucking tried to call you to help me calm down but both your numbers were unreachable! I had to call Joel B. who then asked me to pray the rosary which was a big mistake! I got more paranoid! I thought I was dying because I was praying-and it also frustrated me because I forgot how to pray the rosary!

When I was confined in the hospital four days ago, I was calling you because I was again having another one of my irrational attacks and like last week, you weren’t there to help me out. I had to call a nurse to help me calm down which is stupid! Do you have any idea how irate nurses at government hospitals are? I got even more paranoid that he would tell the entire staff of LPIDH that they have a neurotic patient. I was actually hoping they’d inject me a muscle relaxant or I don’t know-opium perhaps!

Anyway, the point of my letter is to express my feelings towards you; you always told me to express my feelings so here goes: Fuck you and your mother. You can both suck my HIV dick mother fuckers. There, do I feel better? A little, but I wish there’s a way I could say this directly to your fucking face…maybe smack you around a little bit.

Anyway, have a lousy life and I’ll see you in hell bitch!

Yours truly,

E

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha! you're on a roll! sunod sunod post naten ah...

MrCens said...

e, you are so effective on strong and dark entries... nakakatakot (not because ur poz), tagos to the bone!

idagurl said...

Fire your shrink...just talk to me and Joel B...libre pa. And lilibre ka pa ni Joel B ng burger and fries. Ako libreng tawa at tubig

Mark Cabos said...

are you actually serious E? that was disturbing in a healthy way i guess..

Anonymous said...

cno kaya yung taong nagtatago na yun?! hmmmmmmm esep esep






jzt

Ming Meows said...

kaloka

E said...

I have episodes of panic attack from time to time, which is usually accompanied by paranoia-as much as I want to take meds for it, my "psych" told me that therapy and paper bag is enough to cure my slight neurosis---I think that would have been possible if therapy is followed religiously but i haven't talked/texted/seen him for a month now...

Anonymous said...

how come we pozzies always offer our hiv dick!scared the hell out of them eh...

YounkerPaul said...

A part of a song dedicated for E!

I'm surrounded by liars everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by impostors everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by identity crisis everywhere I turn
I'm the only one who's noticed
I can't be the only one who's learned

I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately
All I have to do is think of me and have peace of mind
I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wonder what I gotta do
Or who I'm supposed to be
I don't want to be anything other than me...



"I don't have to be anyone other than a birth of two souls in one
Part of where I'm going is knowing where I'm coming from"

Anonymous said...

a very healthy way of expressing your anger, fustrations, stress and all.

Jolas

A Philosophy said...

inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale... then let the middle finger fly up again... =)

Rain said...

slght neurosis ka jan...hahhahaha

may ganun!!!!!!!!

oist, wag ka magpapraning ha pero may black shadow sa likod mo kanina habang kumakain kayo ni Joel B ng pancit (canton ba iyon Ids?)


JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hehehehe, go dude, we love you for the next fifteen years. (Parang ang tagal, mauna pa yata ako sau, and to think na wala ako vice except smoking, alcholism and sex addiction.

twit twit twit

Anonymous said...

Hi E,

This is your shrink! I'm a big fan of yours. But I really think that you should begin to control your pent up rage and refuse to give in to your increasingly evident escapist tendency of making up false circumstances. I have been seeing you everyday over the past 3 months...just kidding!

Introducing me to your legions of fans as someone who advised you to pray the rosary is not really how I want to be known for...(ill advices for your panic attacks, anyone?) and refering to me as Joel B makes me seem like a lost brother of one of the spicegirls.

Seriously man, though the free order of burger and fries was a fluke, we (me and my other selves) will make good on the promise to accompany you to your next session with your shrink, should you decide to go, that is.

PS. you, idagurl and rain should find a more creative way to refer to me. Don't get me wrong. I'm a fan and therefore really thrilled to be part of your musings, but how about a little anonymity especially since you guys have been depicting me in not very flattering ways! :)

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